Five Steps To Make Your Christmas Faaaabulous!

Posted December 25, 2015 by Maryam in Imaginative Discussions, Maryam / 2 Comments

CHRISTMAS

We wish you a Merry Christmas, we wish you a Merry Christmas, we wish you a Merry Christmas and a HAAAAAPPY NEW YEAAAAAAR. For today, I shall be your Santa Claus, bringing you all the happiness and joys for today. And if you’re reading this right now, SHOULDN’T YOU BE SLEEPING OR OPENING YOUR PRESENTS? Or maybe you’re just not in the festivity mood? Well, I can help you with that. HERE ARE FIVE STEPS TO MAKE YOUR CHRISTMAS FAAAABULOUS.

STEP1

OPEN YOUR FREAKING PRESENTS. It’s midnight, right? Then you can now open them. Why wait until you wake up in the morning? Presents are guaranteed to make your Christmas MUCH MUCH more fabulous than ever. I mean, without presents, there won’t be Christmas, am I right? So, go ahead, your cute Santa Claus (THAT’S ME) hereby gives you the permission to unwrap your presents.

STEP2

CANDY CAAANES. You need candy canes! I don’t even celebrate Christmas, but I do know that candy canes are necessities for this holiday season. I mean, that is if you have a sweeeet tooth like me. If you haven’t gotten some candy canes for yourself, what are you waiting for? Go get some candy canes and ruin your teeth with them sugaaaars. Please remember to drink lots and lots of plain water after that massive sugar intake.

STEP3

Watch some Christmas movies! YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE AN IDEAL HOLIDAY? When every one of your family members come together and watch some Christmas movies. Everybody has been busy throughout the whole year, and loookie, you guys finally have the chance to talk to each other, have some bonding session. Don’t let it go to waste! I mean, when else are you gonna hear your baby cousin stumble their way through “Dada”? And of course I have a Christmas movie in mind, that is PURRRRFECT for everyone, regardless of age. THE RISE OF THE GUARDIANS, featuring my very handsome Jack Frost.

STEP4

Play around the Christmas tree! Do you know that that’s been my dream, since FOREVER? Someday I would looove to dance around the Christmas tree while singing my favorite Christmas songs. You know why? BECAUSE IT’S FREAKING CHRISTMAS! It’s literally the one holiday that exudes HAPPINESS AND JOY, and you should be happy too. You should let down your hair, let go of all that resentment for your family members. Just enjoy the time you have, and be happy for Christmas.

STEP5

And at the end of the day, when you’re finally winding down, read a book. HAHAHAHAHAH okay fine, this is so typical of me, because I always read a book, holiday or not. BUT don’t you agree that books help you relax? And you should read ANY book. Don’t read a book that you’re being forced to read. Read anything you want. Look at your bookshelves. Pick a book. ANY BOOK. And just wind down. Go to your bed, kick up your legs and start reading till you fall asleep. Because that is definitely the best way to end your day.

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

MaryamSig_Purple

 

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